ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

dirky-dirky-heart:

slayboybunny:

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image

best gif use ever 

its still fucking adorable 

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

  • Lionsgate: the Mockingjay trailer will be released...
  • Fans: yay!!
  • Lionsgate: but you need to have a Samsung phone, afford to go to comic con or chill at best buy
  • Fans: i came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

hoserfucker:

DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE BY NOW

rotatingfloor:

theanchorisgettingheavy:

rotatingfloor:

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.

shut your fucking face fuckface

rotatingfloor:

theanchorisgettingheavy:

rotatingfloor:

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.

shut your fucking face fuckface

  • grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
  • me: grandma you're like 80

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle